Michael P Dominguez
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PROOF POSITIVE EMERGES THAT UTLA PRESIDENT Warren Fletcher HAS BECOME A ZOMBIE!!!
ALIENS, VAMPIRES (or perhaps privateers) HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS BRAIN BENDING HIM TO THEIR DASTARDLY AND NEFARIOUS WILL!!! A COVEN OF CRAVEN CREDENTIAL-HOLDER HATERS REMOTELY CONTROL HIS BRAIN!!!
Our DEAR LEADER, GREAT HELMSMAN, Sun Tzu quoting GENERALISSIMO and MAXIMUM LEADER has NO CONTROL OVER HIS OWN THOUGHTS, WORDS AND ACTIONS!!! Read his fighting words declaring his dedication to the cause of abused, jailed and fired teachers from the August 2011 Leadership Conference before his zombification:
WARREN FLETCHER, UTLA PRESIDENT:
“Well, I’ve been through a lot. In the past our reactions to each successive wave of bad educational ideas would have been what you might expect: ‘We’re professionals. We’ll do what’s best for the kids despite these bad policies. We’ll just get through this.’ That’s what professionals do!
“But the challenges we face today in Los Angeles are different. THE GOAL of the phony ‘reform’ movement IS NOT TO CHANGE YOUR JOB; IT’S TO ELIMINATE YOUR JOB.
“THEIR GOAL IS NOT TO CHANGE THE TEACHING PROFESSION; IT’S TO ABOLISH TEACHING AS A PROFESSION.
“Teachers are college educated professionals. You are not easily taken in. You see what the current school board majority is trying to do to your profession and to your students. I know that every one of you is ready to stand up and take this fight to the District, ready to take back our schools.
“You are not alone. Your union stands with you.
“We are public school teachers and we are proud of it!”
Definitely the words of a dude ready for a fight!!! Yet consider these subsequent actions by him!!!:
The Great Helmsman stated robotically, routinely and repeatedly that UTLA was unable to collect data on jailed teachers because of privacy issues and because Mr. Deasy gave him the willies (doesn't he do that to everyone?) In order to support our Dear Leader, jailed teachers took it upon themselves to form an underground cadre of courageous and totally cool freedom fighters under the direction of Mike Fuoroli. This indefatigable cadre of u LET FREEDOM RING FROM THE SLUMS OF PORT-AU-PRINCE TO SOUTH njustly convicted jailed teachers collected the data from the six teacher dungeons in the LAUSD. This data was presented to our Dear Leader with data current up to August 2013. Then mysteriously, the result of a nefarious and totally uncool subterfuge by the forces of evil (not darkness, I love all things chocolate, including me!!!) was to wipe ALL MEMORY OF THIS FROM THE GENERALISSIMO'S BRAIN!!! The data was irretrievably lost, misplaced and irretrievable from the bowels of our Maximum Leader's computers!!! INABILITY TO REMEMBER IMPORTANT TACTICAL and TECHNOLOGICAL INFORMATION IS A CHARACTERISTIC OF ZOMBIES THAT ARE CONTROLLED BY THEIR ENEMIES!!! In a bold and daring move, Sharon Harrison and Paul Huebner attempted to gather data from each despicable dungeon of dastardly destruction but brave and indefatigable freedom fighter Mike Fuoroli resubmitted the data. As of this writing this data REFUSES TO CO-OPERATE AND DISAGGREGATE ITSELF THEREBY SHOWING ANY PATTERN TO TEACHER ABUSE AND JAIL!!! UTLA's “lawyers” continue to appear as ghostly catatonic and creepy apparitions to The Great Helmsman and tell him that they “are working on it,” and that there are still privacy issues even though statistics and numbers do not qualify for privacy protections under the laws of California and these U.S.A. The INABILITY TO CONTROL APPARITIONS AND IMAGINARY FRIENDS (shout-out to my own Darnell Gomez-Watanabe) IS PROOF POSITIVE THAT ZOMBIES HAVE TAKEN OVER!!! What's next, a Black republican president? Oh wait, I forgot Obama's in the Whitehouse.
Stay tuned dear readers for more instalments in this sickening, sordid and awkwardly alliterative saga!!! Your crusty correspondent promises to leave no stone unturned, NO EXCLAMATION MARK UNUSED!!!!!
Garlic works on vampires as everyone knows, let's see if will help our Maximum Leader. WEAR GARLIC TO ALL LAUSDUTLA FUNCTIONS!!!!!!
PROOF POSITIVE EMERGES THAT UTLA PRESIDENT Warren Fletcher HAS BECOME A ZOMBIE!!!
ALIENS, VAMPIRES (or perhaps privateers) HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS BRAIN BENDING HIM TO THEIR DASTARDLY AND NEFARIOUS WILL!!! A COVEN OF CRAVEN CREDENTIAL-HOLDER HATERS REMOTELY CONTROL HIS BRAIN!!!
Our DEAR LEADER, GREAT HELMSMAN, Sun Tzu quoting GENERALISSIMO and MAXIMUM LEADER has NO CONTROL OVER HIS OWN THOUGHTS, WORDS AND ACTIONS!!! Read his fighting words declaring his dedication to the cause of abused, jailed and fired teachers from the August 2011 Leadership Conference before his zombification:
WARREN FLETCHER, UTLA PRESIDENT:
“Well, I’ve been through a lot. In the past our reactions to each successive wave of bad educational ideas would have been what you might expect: ‘We’re professionals. We’ll do what’s best for the kids despite these bad policies. We’ll just get through this.’ That’s what professionals do!
“But the challenges we face today in Los Angeles are different. THE GOAL of the phony ‘reform’ movement IS NOT TO CHANGE YOUR JOB; IT’S TO ELIMINATE YOUR JOB.
“THEIR GOAL IS NOT TO CHANGE THE TEACHING PROFESSION; IT’S TO ABOLISH TEACHING AS A PROFESSION.
“Teachers are college educated professionals. You are not easily taken in. You see what the current school board majority is trying to do to your profession and to your students. I know that every one of you is ready to stand up and take this fight to the District, ready to take back our schools.
“You are not alone. Your union stands with you.
“We are public school teachers and we are proud of it!”
Definitely the words of a dude ready for a fight!!! Yet consider these subsequent actions by him!!!:
The Great Helmsman stated robotically, routinely and repeatedly that UTLA was unable to collect data on jailed teachers because of privacy issues and because Mr. Deasy gave him the willies (doesn't he do that to everyone?) In order to support our Dear Leader, jailed teachers took it upon themselves to form an underground cadre of courageous and totally cool freedom fighters under the direction of Mike Fuoroli. This indefatigable cadre of u LET FREEDOM RING FROM THE SLUMS OF PORT-AU-PRINCE TO SOUTH njustly convicted jailed teachers collected the data from the six teacher dungeons in the LAUSD. This data was presented to our Dear Leader with data current up to August 2013. Then mysteriously, the result of a nefarious and totally uncool subterfuge by the forces of evil (not darkness, I love all things chocolate, including me!!!) was to wipe ALL MEMORY OF THIS FROM THE GENERALISSIMO'S BRAIN!!! The data was irretrievably lost, misplaced and irretrievable from the bowels of our Maximum Leader's computers!!! INABILITY TO REMEMBER IMPORTANT TACTICAL and TECHNOLOGICAL INFORMATION IS A CHARACTERISTIC OF ZOMBIES THAT ARE CONTROLLED BY THEIR ENEMIES!!! In a bold and daring move, Sharon Harrison and Paul Huebner attempted to gather data from each despicable dungeon of dastardly destruction but brave and indefatigable freedom fighter Mike Fuoroli resubmitted the data. As of this writing this data REFUSES TO CO-OPERATE AND DISAGGREGATE ITSELF THEREBY SHOWING ANY PATTERN TO TEACHER ABUSE AND JAIL!!! UTLA's “lawyers” continue to appear as ghostly catatonic and creepy apparitions to The Great Helmsman and tell him that they “are working on it,” and that there are still privacy issues even though statistics and numbers do not qualify for privacy protections under the laws of California and these U.S.A. The INABILITY TO CONTROL APPARITIONS AND IMAGINARY FRIENDS (shout-out to my own Darnell Gomez-Watanabe) IS PROOF POSITIVE THAT ZOMBIES HAVE TAKEN OVER!!! What's next, a Black republican president? Oh wait, I forgot Obama's in the Whitehouse.
Stay tuned dear readers for more instalments in this sickening, sordid and awkwardly alliterative saga!!! Your crusty correspondent promises to leave no stone unturned, NO EXCLAMATION MARK UNUSED!!!!!
Garlic works on vampires as everyone knows, let's see if will help our Maximum Leader. WEAR GARLIC TO ALL LAUSDUTLA FUNCTIONS!!!!!!
Here's hoping that more people will take an interest in the destruction of UTLA by UTLA.
